The Community of ANuadh is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Am Prìomhaire with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.923 billion Nuadhii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foghar. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuadha economy, worth 999 trillion Volpis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,006 Volpis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, foreign musicians that Am Prìomhaire dislikes are turned away at the border, the horniness of the great-horned Unicorn is considered a national priority, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ANuadh's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ANuadh is ranked 6,168^th in the world and 141^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.47 law-abiding acts per hour.