The Federal Republic of Greedomland is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Byron Andersson with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.054 billion Greedomlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Greedomlandian economy, worth 322 trillion Greedomlandian dollars and Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,866 Greedomlandian dollars and Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, Byron Andersson's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greedomland's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity Catholic.

Greedomland is ranked 158,371^st in the world and 456^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 356.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.