The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.038 billion Irminsulians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 4,619 trillion Irmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 242,627 Irmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

More and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, the nation proudly hosts OstraCon to decide who gets free vacations to the Brancaland tundra, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 329,773^rd in the world and 895^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.