The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.867 billion Irminsulians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 4,565 trillion Irmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 241,990 Irmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Recognizing the Irminsulian flag qualifies you for citizenship, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 922^nd in the world and 8^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 63.35 Obesity Rate.