The Cute state of Han Laine is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Purple rose with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.047 billion Tsepeshis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Крагос. The average income tax rate is 57.4%.

The powerhouse Han Lainean economy, worth 482 trillion Tsurons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 95,570 Tsurons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Entomologists flock to Крагос for its remarkable gadfly population, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Han Laine's national animal is the gold leon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Атеизм.

Han Laine is ranked 61,941^st in the world and 146^th in Starlight for Highest Poor Incomes, with 47,309.81 Standard Monetary Units.