The Dictatorship of Karelschland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Karel Wuysang yang Agung with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.609 billion Karelschlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wuysangus. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Karelschlandian economy, worth 515 trillion Karelschmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 197,395 Karelschmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Security reviews double as corporate marketing, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies, the new hit series "Karelschland's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karelschland's national animal is the Silver Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Karelism.

Karelschland is ranked 18,508^th in the world and 223^rd in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 94,824.07 Standard Monetary Units.