The of United federation of kurdistan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Halwest the great with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.848 billion kurds are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amed. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United federation of kurdistanian economy, worth 978 trillion Kuroes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,363 Kuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of United federation of kurdistan's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United federation of kurdistan's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

United federation of kurdistan is ranked 19,390^th in the world and 157^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 87 on the Human Development Index.