The United Sun Republic of Solarampa is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Solar President Martin Tomek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.837 billion Solarampas enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solar Terra. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Solarampan economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion Drenits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,125 Drenits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Solarampa's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Solarampa is ranked 303,548^th in the world and 341^st in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 3.81 Obesity Rate.