The Kingdom of Malaikam is a large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 81 million Malaikamians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Malaikamian economy, worth 2.57 trillion silens a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,741 silens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and large sections of Malaikam have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malaikam's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malaikam is ranked 69,656^th in the world and 1,390^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.12 law-abiding acts per hour.