by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 374thLeast Corrupt Governments: 432ndNicest Citizens: 438th
The Epic Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
In Freedom, Unity
Master-General Will Powers
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.028 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.028 billion Roissylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,197 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Roissylandian weed picker are way up, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, Roissyland recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 149,559th in the world and 2,620th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 134 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 374thLeast Corrupt Governments: 432ndNicest Citizens: 438thMost Compassionate Citizens: 514thLargest Publishing Industry: 587thMost Pacifist: 772ndBest Weather: 833rdMost Inclusive: 860thMost Beautiful Environments: 968thMost Cultured: 983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,024thSafest: 1,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,812thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,882ndMost Influential: 1,955thTop
Most Developed: 2,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,967thHealthiest Citizens: 3,116thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,144thSmartest Citizens: 3,256thLowest Crime Rates: 3,304thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,907thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,588thHighest Economic Output: 7,141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,175thLargest Governments: 7,237thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,840thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,414thLargest Populations: 11,623rdNudest: 12,007thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,642ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,629thMost Efficient Economies: 15,032ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,629thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,132nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionMost Developed: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 95th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 202nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 221st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 279th in the regionNudest: 327th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 423rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 432nd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 554th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 582nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 672nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 684th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 723rd in the region

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