The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.83 billion Roissylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,666 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 3,079^th in the world and 79^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,800.76 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.