by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 184th Most Influential: 370th Nicest Citizens: 376th
The Epic Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
In Freedom, Unity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.236 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.236 billion Roissylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,292 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roissylandian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, the tightness of border controls in Roissyland leave a little to be desired, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Roissylandian grocery store. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roissyland is ranked 388th in the world and 8th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 86.78 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 184thMost Influential: 370thNicest Citizens: 376thLargest Publishing Industry: 385thMost Cheerful Citizens: 388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 425thMost Inclusive: 732ndBest Weather: 818thMost Pacifist: 865thMost Cultured: 982ndMost Beautiful Environments: 983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,178thSafest: 1,322ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,218thMost Developed: 2,430thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,487thHealthiest Citizens: 3,112thSmartest Citizens: 3,320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,351stLowest Crime Rates: 3,962ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,537thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,573rdHighest Economic Output: 7,458thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,653rdLargest Governments: 8,790thNudest: 9,174thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,469thMost Secular: 10,425thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,618thLargest Populations: 12,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,476thMost Stationary: 16,559thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,053rd
Nicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 65th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the regionLargest Populations: 92nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionNudest: 193rd in the regionLargest Governments: 198th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 208th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 230th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 239th in the regionMost Stationary: 253rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 301st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 319th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 351st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 427th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 478th in the regionMost Politically Free: 502nd in the region

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