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Most Cheerful Citizens: 380thLeast Corrupt Governments: 402ndNicest Citizens: 412th
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Population15.83 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.83 billion Roissylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,666 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 3,079th in the world and 79th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,800.76 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 380thLeast Corrupt Governments: 402ndNicest Citizens: 412thLargest Publishing Industry: 454thMost Compassionate Citizens: 466thMost Pacifist: 745thMost Inclusive: 783rdBest Weather: 853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,002ndMost Cultured: 1,011thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,056thSafest: 1,068thMost Influential: 1,445thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,874thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,012thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,016thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,409thMost Developed: 2,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,764thHealthiest Citizens: 3,072ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,079thSmartest Citizens: 3,133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,165thLowest Crime Rates: 3,503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,543rdHighest Economic Output: 7,056thLargest Governments: 7,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,605thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,534thTop
Nudest: 10,789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,886thLargest Populations: 11,899thMost Efficient Economies: 13,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,647thHighest Average Incomes: 18,211thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,280th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 79th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 241st in the regionNudest: 284th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 288th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 335th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 388th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 496th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 512th in the regionMost Politically Free: 527th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 531st in the region

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