The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.424 billion Roissylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,010 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,370 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 189,029^th in the world and 9,509^th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 330.13 milliStalins.