The Avian Federation of Axdel is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cristian Alvarado with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.747 billion Axdelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asceña. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Axdelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion Red Feathers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 202,049 Red Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown. Axdel's national animal is the Colour Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Feather Brushing.

Axdel is ranked 2,111^th in the world and 54^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 179,935.06 Standard Monetary Units.