The Infinite loop of Axdel is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cristian Alvarado with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.611 billion Axdelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asceña. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Axdelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Red Feathers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 201,108 Red Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Cristian Alvarado's wardrobe, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime is totally unknown. Axdel's national animal is the Colour Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Feather Brushing.

Axdel is ranked 5,395^th in the world and 113^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,238.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.