The Federal Monarchy of Mallardias is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Floris XIII of Malarddeend with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning Duck population. The hard-working population of 1.036 billion Anastasians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwakeveld. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Anastasian economy, worth 61.7 trillion Anas Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 59,523 Anas Guilders, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Mallardias's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the government is giving peace a chance, the key to a long musical career is government contracts, and the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallardias's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mallardias is ranked 129,217^th in the world and 1,609^th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 57.54 on the Human Development Index.