The New Esperantist Federation of Ouidland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Enyalim Rasputin with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 9.307 billion Ouidishzhe are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Bacchusburg. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ouidish economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Hellnotes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,834 Hellnotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouidland's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Konkokyo.

Ouidland is ranked 37,266^th in the world and 383^rd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 221.5 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.