The United Republic of Russcopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Silijate Bozjame with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.797 billion Russcopians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jolk. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Russcopian economy, worth 613 trillion Ruges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,826 Ruges, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Betting ads have replaced the national anthem at the start of sports matches, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russcopia's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Russcopia is ranked 220,123^rd in the world and 162^nd in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 8.75 Obesity Rate.