The United Soviet States of Russcopia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Lee Bozjame with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 880 million Russcopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jolk. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Russcopian economy, worth 73.8 trillion Carlons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,908 Carlons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and torture is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russcopia's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Russcopia is ranked 65,361^st in the world and 45^th in A Taco Paradise for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,951.4 on the Gilded Widget Scale.