The United Peoples of The United Republic of Europa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nicole Royer with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.271 billion Europans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europan economy, worth 378 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 115,759 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, discarded pennies litter the streets, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Republic of Europa's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

The United Republic of Europa is ranked 248,229^th in the world and 545^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 7.47 Obesity Rate.