The Rhapsody in Blue of New Eestiball is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by George Harrison with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.333 billion Asiika are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Siiku economy, worth a remarkable 4,194 trillion references a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 340,074 references, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime is totally unknown. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 310,951^st in the world and 904^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -47.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.