by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 288thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 731stLeast Corrupt Governments: 903rd
The Mysterious Murder of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
sry might have vacuumed ur eyeballs :(
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Eestiball

Population3.78 billion

LeaderJuan Quentin de la Salsa Verde


The Mysterious Murder of New Eestiball is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Juan Quentin de la Salsa Verde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.78 billion Estonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Eestiballian economy, worth 635 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,121 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 71,603rd in the world and 297th in Europe for Most Politically Free, scoring 74.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Influential: 288thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 731stLeast Corrupt Governments: 903rdMost Inclusive: 1,596thSafest: 1,672ndMost Pacifist: 1,680thNicest Citizens: 1,696thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,699thBest Weather: 1,890thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,956thHighest Food Quality: 2,187thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,286thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,363rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,042ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,475thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,203rdMost Cultured: 4,656thMost Developed: 4,672ndSmartest Citizens: 4,701stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,729thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,664thLargest Governments: 7,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,275thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,904thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,597thLowest Crime Rates: 10,052ndMost Secular: 11,771stHighest Average Incomes: 11,912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,977thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 27,564th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 69th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionMost Cultured: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the region

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