The Principality of Torneviera is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.801 billion Tornevierans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The Tornevieran economy, worth 111 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,720 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, torture is illegal, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Torneviera's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Torneviera is ranked 90,596^th in the world and 141^st in Starlight for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,338.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.