The Borderlands of Ufrynia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 469 million Ufrynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ufrynian economy, worth 23.3 trillion obsis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,590 obsis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planespotters are emigrating in droves, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ufrynians any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ufrynia's national animal is the falcon.

Ufrynia is ranked 23,905^th in the world and 199^th in Refugia for Nicest Citizens, with 20.98 average smiles per day.