The Matriarchy of Uwuguaya is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The High Gynode with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.062 billion Uwuguayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwuguaya City. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving uwu economy, worth 252 trillion uwuwus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 82,310 uwuwus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, neighboring nations are tired of Uwuguaya's big fish stories, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uwuguaya's national animal is the uwuguayan panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Uwuguaya is ranked 7,402^nd in the world and 80^th in Refugia for Nicest Citizens, with 39.19 average smiles per day.