The Republic of AnnaK is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Slate with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, fear of technology, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.24 billion AnnaKians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bedrock. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient AnnaKian economy, worth a remarkable 2,013 trillion Clams a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 179,180 Clams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, new drivers are driving the nation into a budget hole, private surgeons have been told to cut it out, and turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AnnaK's national animal is the Snorkasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrian.

AnnaK is ranked 8,771^st in the world and 185^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 18.63 Obesity Rate.