The Vinlandic Republic of Falvaard is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sloppi Jó with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.435 billion Falves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krestarent Fals. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Falvic economy, worth a remarkable 8,188 trillion Falvic Emblems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 309,765 Falvic Emblems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falvaard's national animal is the Pine marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falvaard is ranked 332,246^th in the world and 1,427^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -45.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.