The Empire of Colonel Terrosit is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Colonel Terrosit with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.032 billion Terrositians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexagon. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Terrosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,470 trillion Lenny Faces a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,403 Lenny Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Jet Powered Pigeons and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonel Terrosit's national animal is the Jet Powered Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colonel Terrosit is ranked 322,347^th in the world and 376^th in 10000 Islands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.69 on the Kitten Softness Rating.