The Kingdom of Geolapo is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Simon Holmberg with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 13.198 billion Geolapoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapokita. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geolapoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion Polas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,411 Polas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Tokalorra writhes after eating Polas, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and three extra hay bales are rolled into Geolapo's gold vaults every year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geolapo's national animal is the Tokalorra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geolapoan Folk Religions.

Geolapo is ranked 217,950^th in the world and 262^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Black Market, with 354 billion Standard Monetary Units.