The Rogue Isles of Palman is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pharoah Hannibal Walker with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 29.837 billion Palmani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercy Bay. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Palmani economy, worth a remarkable 5,249 trillion palls a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,937 palls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime is totally unknown. Palman's national animal is the gunni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Henotheism.

Palman is ranked 322,640^th in the world and 381^st in 10000 Islands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.54 on the Kitten Softness Rating.