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Most Influential: 232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 791st
The Civilisation Game of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Time is the simplest thing
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mastodonia

Population12.122 billion

CapitalThe City
LeaderShepard Blaine
FaithProject Pope

CurrencyPostagestamp
Animalmastodon

The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shepard Blaine with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.122 billion Mastodonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mastodonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,728 trillion Postagestamps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,076 Postagestamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out you can teach cats new tricks, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, Mastodonian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastodonia's national animal is the mastodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Project Pope.

Mastodonia is ranked 296,546th in the world and 860th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 1.84 Obesity Rate.

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Most Influential: 232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 791stMost Pacifist: 825thNicest Citizens: 887thBest Weather: 890thSafest: 896thLeast Corrupt Governments: 902ndLowest Crime Rates: 929thLargest Welfare Programs: 977thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,073rdMost Developed: 1,107thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,129thMost Inclusive: 1,142ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,147thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,386thHealthiest Citizens: 1,419thLargest Governments: 1,457thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,539thSmartest Citizens: 1,633rdHighest Food Quality: 1,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,523rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,112thMost Efficient Economies: 3,136thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,382ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,758thMost Secular: 7,124thHighest Average Incomes: 7,262ndHighest Economic Output: 8,247thMost Cultured: 9,800thMost Stationary: 12,265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,942ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,679thLargest Publishing Industry: 27,043rd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 77th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionMost Income Equality: 77th in the regionMost Secular: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 88th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, Mastodonian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, Shepard Blaine panders to nontraditional families.

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