The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.101 billion Kanyctans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion Savoys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 129,190 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, one can wake up in Kanycta and have breakfast in Bigtopia, clairvoyants and soothsayers find fellowship at their local McRonalds, and emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kanycta is ranked 242,499^th in the world and 207^th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 7.73 Obesity Rate.