The Disputed Territories of NotEthiopia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 317 million NotEthiopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse NotEthiopian economy, worth 30.3 trillion Not Birrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,445 Not Birrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NotEthiopia's national animal is the Not a lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NotEthiopia is ranked 53,305^th in the world and 1,093^rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.3 law-abiding acts per hour.