The Worship me I am god of Marrabuk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General-Admiral Mat Hardy with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.873 billion Marrabukians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Aminah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Marrabukian economy, worth 823 trillion Marrabuk Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 212,551 Marrabuk Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marrabuk's national animal is the Electric Marrabuk Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spiky Nose Hair.

Marrabuk is ranked 122,925^th in the world and 4,737^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 31 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.