The Most Handsome of Marrabuk is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General-Admiral Mat Hardy with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.304 billion Marrabukians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Aminah. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Marrabukian economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion Marrabuk Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,049 Marrabuk Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marrabuk's national animal is the Electric Marrabuk Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiky Nose Hair.

Marrabuk is ranked 10,256^th in the world and 308^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,595.14 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.