The Eigenstate of Profania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleck P Dante von Besser-Wizzer with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.005 billion progenies of Aleck hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hifelufelem. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Profanian economy, worth 496 trillion luremus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,042 luremus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, a the West Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Profania #1 for number twos, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Profania" at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown. Profania's national animal is the scapegoat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Procrastinism.

Profania is ranked 2,311^th in the world and 53^rd in the West Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.18 percentage of bribes refused.