The Free Land of Nes Repuland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Richard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.17 billion Nes Repulandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bruson. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nes Repulandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,765 trillion dollors a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,593 dollors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nes Repuland's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nes Repuland is ranked 332,238^th in the world and 2,697^th in the West Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16 on the Bus Surprisal Index.