The Continent of Ububwebwe is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Charlie kirk II with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.245 billion Ububwebweans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironsain. The average income tax rate is 14.8%.

The strong Ububwebwean economy, worth 96.9 trillion Bottle caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,845 Bottle caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ububwebwe's national animal is the Wet beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ububwebwe is ranked 52,301^st in the world and 515^th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.