The Socialist Federation of United Independent Kingdoms is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.203 billion Kingdomians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Independence City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The all-consuming Kingdomian economy, worth 788 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,143 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, vaccinations are mandatory, and patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work. Crime is totally unknown. United Independent Kingdoms's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Independent Kingdoms is ranked 303,750^th in the world and 346^th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 3.63 Obesity Rate.