The Federation of United Order Republic is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Neo with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 15.088 billion Orderians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nexo. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Order Republician economy, worth a remarkable 1,943 trillion Orderian Repuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,827 Orderian Repuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege Nexo's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Order Republic's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Order Republic is ranked 11,331^st in the world and 254^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.