The Gold Santa Platonic Republic of Evrigenis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gina Dikaisou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.024 billion Evrigenese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evrigenese economy, worth 285 trillion dialecticoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,231 dialecticoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, Evrigenese incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime is totally unknown. Evrigenis's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evrigenis is ranked 228,132^nd in the world and 9,673^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.63 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.