The Eutopia of Evrigenis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gina Dikaisou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.007 billion Evrigenese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evrigenese economy, worth 458 trillion dialecticoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,601 dialecticoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is avowedly secular, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Evrigenese language. Crime is totally unknown. Evrigenis's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pizza.

Evrigenis is ranked 8,208^th in the world and 257^th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 117.26 Insults Per Minute.