The Federal Socialist Republic of Austro-Italia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karl Thomas von Habsburg-Lothringen with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.055 billion Austro-Italians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Austro-Italian economy, worth 431 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,350 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austro-Italia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Austro-Italia is ranked 140,661^st in the world and 108^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 656.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.