The Commonwealth of Chip Skylark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.771 billion Chip Skylarkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimmsdale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chip Skylarkian economy, worth a remarkable 8,565 trillion Shiny Teeths a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,421 Shiny Teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and the comic book series 'Chip Skylark and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chip Skylark's national animal is the Fairy Godparents, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nope.

Chip Skylark is ranked 307,636^th in the world and 396^th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 0.94 Obesity Rate.