The Commonwealth of Chip Skylark is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.896 billion Chip Skylarkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimmsdale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chip Skylarkian economy, worth a remarkable 8,610 trillion Shiny Teeths a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,674 Shiny Teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, the economy is green and the air is black, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chip Skylark's national animal is the Fairy Godparents, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nope.

Chip Skylark is ranked 12,269^th in the world and 141^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,370.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.