The Empire of Christ endom is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 541 million Christendomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Christ endomian economy, worth 38.6 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,360 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Christ Endomian Colonial Thesaurus, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christ endom's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Christ endom is ranked 51,375^th in the world and 566^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.89 law-abiding acts per hour.