The State of Cambany is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 565 million Cambanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilsville. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cambanian economy, worth 54.7 trillion Cambanian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,730 Cambanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cambany has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, golden statues of Robins line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambany's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cambany is ranked 48,787^th in the world and 505^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,004.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.