General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 6.567 billion |
| Capital | Calconiea Prime |
| Leader | Jurich Von Licenstein IV |
| Faith | Ephemeral Echoes |
| Currency | Calconiean Rupie |
| Animal | Catemsici |
The Kingdom of Calicov is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Jurich Von Licenstein IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.567 billion Calicovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calconiea Prime. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Calicovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion Calconiean Rupies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 227,291 Calconiean Rupies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Calicovian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calicov's national animal is the Catemsici, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ephemeral Echoes.
Calicov is ranked 3,236th in the world and 80th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 203 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
Endorsements Received: 231 » 
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Leszno, 
Amicities, 
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United Communes of Chile, 
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The Scandinavian Realm, and 181 others.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Calicov, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
- : Following new legislation in Calicov, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in Calicov, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals.
- : Following new legislation in Calicov, the Calicovian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market.
- : Following new legislation in Calicov, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Calicov voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Vilita and Turori"".
- : Calicov endorsed
The Rogue Nation of Gooey Reimagining.
- : Calicov was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Gooey Reimagining.
- : Following new legislation in Calicov, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
- : Following new legislation in Calicov, famous artwork is regularly confiscated for plagiarism.
