The Parliamentary Republic of Trixeland is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Chancellor Dominic Soto with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.235 billion Trixelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbem Ex Arboribus. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trixelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion Trixes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,658 Trixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Windows in Urbem Ex Arboribus don't have much of a view, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Trixelandians, and pinkie promises are a matter of life and death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trixeland's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trixeland is ranked 327,130^th in the world and 788^th in Europe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.96 on the Bus Surprisal Index.