The Kingdom of Wombelland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Robert Siebel with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.361 billion Wombelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wombeldon. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wombelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,574 trillion Wombel Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,544 Wombel Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Chancellor Robert Siebel is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wombelland's national animal is the Oriole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religious liberty.

Wombelland is ranked 264,945^th in the world and 1,185^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.