The Orange Coinonwealth of Convilla is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Mr Bllue Sky with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.52 billion Convillians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonroma. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Convillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,618 trillion Convillan Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 248,165 Convillan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime is totally unknown. Convilla's national animal is the Duolingo Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coinism.

Convilla is ranked 323,161^st in the world and 709^th in Europe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.93 on the Bus Surprisal Index.