The Empire of Condemned Davelands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Persona Non-Gratis with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.005 billion Condemned Davelandsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the Condemned. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.2%.

The strong Condemned Davelandsian economy, worth 75.3 trillion Condemneds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 74,942 Condemneds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,866 per year while the poor average 18,103, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condemned Davelands's national animal is the Slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Condemned Davelands is ranked 64,407^th in the world and 515^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,588.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.