The Dictatorship of Dresdania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Seceski Churnski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.316 billion Dresdans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steinschäfer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.9%.

The Dresdanian economy, worth 64.6 trillion Dresda Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,060 Dresda Marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, chipped paint can see a building condemned, and Seceski Churnski is the self-declared God of all Dresdania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dresdania's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Dresdania is ranked 291,228^th in the world and 2,528^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.