The Democratic United Minions of JLIANG is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Kevin Minion with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.686 billion Minions enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minion City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Minionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion Banana Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,397 Banana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Minionese novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about President Kevin Minion, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and the real art was the AI friends we made along the way. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JLIANG's national animal is the Minion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Despicable Banana.

JLIANG is ranked 322,940^th in the world and 2,607^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.