The Democratic United Minions of JLIANG is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Kevin Minion with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.634 billion Minions enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minion City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Minionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion Banana Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,050 Banana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JLIANG's national animal is the Minion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Despicable Banana.

JLIANG is ranked 329,102^nd in the world and 2,645^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -22.09 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.