The People's Republic of Kazadschistan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.039 billion Kazads enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazad economy, worth 170 trillion kazzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 163,724 kazzes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,489,288 per year while the poor average 2,048, a ratio of 726 to 1.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kazadschistan's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kazadschistan is ranked 309,088^th in the world and 899^th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 2,048.98 Standard Monetary Units.