The Democratic Federation of Transilmania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Wojtek Bearius with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.137 billion Transilmanis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praetvinegrad. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Transilmanian economy, worth 655 trillion trancs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 208,956 trancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, recognizing the Transilmanian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime is totally unknown. Transilmania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transilmania is ranked 5,984^th in the world and 118^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,579.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.