The Kingdom of Kishniev is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 559 million Kishnievians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wien. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kishnievian economy, worth 43.7 trillion King's Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,088 King's Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Kishniev's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kishniev is ranked 21,955^th in the world and 407^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 21.78 average smiles per day.