The Keizerrijk of The AbelLandia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Minister-President Nirel Bilkerdijk with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, avowedly heterosexual populace, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.21 billion AbelLandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The frighteningly efficient AbelLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion Schurfies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,199 Schurfies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,388,434 per year while the poor average 12,073, a ratio of 115 to 1.

Protecting the land is holey work, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, citizens' new superpowers include immortal cells that can't stop replicating, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The AbelLandia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

The AbelLandia is ranked 151,536^th in the world and 707^th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 55.44 on the Human Development Index.