The United States of Luccannianna is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lucca with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 1.857 billion Luccanniannans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luca. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luccanniannan economy, worth 219 trillion Luccânios a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,374 Luccânios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders are advising that Lucca's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Luccanniannan politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luccannianna's national animal is the Lucans, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lucario.

Luccannianna is ranked 189,377^th in the world and 3,243^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,250.99 Standard Monetary Units.