The Kingdom of Oradell is a very large, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 465 million Oradellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Oradellian economy, worth 17.1 trillion bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,827 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oradell's national animal is the Echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oradell is ranked 186,673^rd in the world and 2,359^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.89 percentage of bribes refused.